Neil Gaiman and Joss Whedon

It came from nowhere. One minute I was eating chocolate porridge, and the next I was thinking “OMFG! What if Neil Gaiman and Joss Whedon collaborate to make a movie or something?”

Of course I thought this was a golden idea and that I was the first person in the world to think of Neil Gaiman and Joss Whedon in one sentence, but a quick search on the internet told me otherwise. I typed their names in Google and viola! Time Magazine had already done an interview with the two of them at the same time in 2005. See here: Interview: Neil Gaiman and Joss Whedon

No mention of any collaborations, though. And I think the only reason they were interviewed together was because movies that theywere a part of (Mirrormask for Neil Gaiman, Serenity for Joss Whedon) were coming out on the same day. So my idea wasn’t all that bad, right? I mean, Neil Gaiman and Joss Whedon. Why not, right?

Or, before we get to the why not, let me tell you first my thoughts on the why:

  1. I’m not saying they should collaborate just because they’re both genre writers. I just think it’s interesting to see what they will come up with, geniuses that they are of the sci-fi/fantasy world.
  2. So I love Joss Whedon because he’s funny. One of Buffy the Vampire Slayer‘s best feature was that the dialogue was witty and funny. But Neil Gaiman is really funny, too. (Good Omens, anyone?)
  3. They’ve both worked with other writers before. I mean, neither of them have ever been known to be the reclusive author that J.D. Salinger was or J.K. Rowling kind of is, so they’ll probably be able to share their ideas well and not, you know, have a pissing contest over who’s more creative (not that I think J.K. Rowling would argue with anyone that she’s more creative than they are, just that, considering how she’s not fond of giving interviews and that she didn’t agree for Harry Potter to become a movie until the producers promised her that the story would not deviate from the mythology of her novels, well, I just don’t think that makes her a great candidate for collaborative works).
  4. Neil Gaiman has an amazing imagination. I mean, there’s a kid who grows up in a graveyard and he is raised by ghosts. How does he come up with this stuff? But Joss Whedon has a great imagination, too. Who else can think of a demon whose power is to make people burst into song and dance, but too much of it will make them spontaneously combust?
  5. They both love language, I’m assuming. Because they can both play and manipulate words in the most beautiful ways. Joss changes English words (but in a good way, not in a grammatically incorrect hurts the ears way), using nouns as verbs (“He’s a creature of the night, Buffy. It’s night, so he’s out creaturing.”) and Neil, well he doesn’t make up his own words (at least I haven’t encountered it in his works) but he manipulates them to make them more meaningful (like any great writer should). So, a collaboration between the two of them, I can imagine, would have just the awesomest dialogue ever.
  6. Oh, and Joss Whedon should visit the Philippines, too and hear all about our aswangs and tiyanaks and manananggals. Because that would just be great.

Convinced you yet? OK, realistically speaking, it’s probably never going to happen. They move in different circles. Although they’re both writers and well-known in the comic book industry, Neil Gaiman is more known in the literary world, and Joss Whedon is more known in the Hollywood world. And Neil Gaiman is in England and Joss Whedon is in America. And you know, it’s probably too expensive to have both of them on the payroll of one single project, since just one of them can already bring an exceeding amount of brilliance to a project anyway. So, yeah, it would be next to impossible for them to work together. Still, wouldn’t it be kinda cool?

Stop… Just Stop

What have I learned from this life (admittedly, it’s still very short)?

DO NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING.

And I mean, anything.

Because the things you care for will just always always always always (times a thousand times) disappoint you, nay, break your heart.

I actually want to write this whole entry using ALL CAPS, but that would make me a hater, if I’m not already.

Why am I so apathetic about the news, even when I know it’s important to find out what’s going on in the country? Because the news here, is always bad. It’s always depressing and it makes me so angry. So, I just don’t think about it. If I think about it too much, I might get to the point that I would want to hang myself. To escape all this reality, I comfort myself with the “entertainment” on TV. And I think, “Wow this is great! I don’t stress myself out and I feel good because TV programs and movies make me laugh!” But it’s a double-edged sword you see, because caring about TV programs, or anything, really, will make you feel strong emotions that will eventually make you angry and stressed out, like the news.

Apparently, Buffy the Vampire Slayer is going to get a reboot. But Joss Whedon, the original creator of Buffy will not be involved. Instead, some young, arrogant “writer” named whats-her-face (I don’t remember her name. I don’t want to remember stupid people’s names.) who pitched an idea to some producers will be the one working on it. Now, what have we learned from Firefly? That some producers are just stupid. So if some producers think that you have a good idea, it doesn’t necessarily mean that you do. Because some producers just can’t tell what a good idea is, even if it was very shiny.

Now I know it’s a stupid Hollywood thing that’s all for “entertainment” and you’re not supposed to care so much, but…

WHAT THE F***?!?!?

In the hopes of not stressing myself out, I made myself care about the mundane things like TV programs and movies. But even they hurt me, too. So now, I’m just clinging to my last shred of hope: Batman and Robin, the worst Batman movie ever (the one with George Clooney–don’t deny it, we all know this is true) was eventually buried deep under Hollywood trash and forgotten. After several great movies, George Clooney now enjoys a fine time in Hollywood, free of his “worst Batman ever” image. So maybe, this “new” Buffy movie will quickly die and be forgotten, too. Like Batman and Robin. It could happen, right?

More information about this news here: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/watch_with_kristin/b212644_joss_whedon_reacts_buffy_movie_news_i.html